Happy Aussie Day!

I've been informed by a semi-reliable source that today is Australia day. Of course, you would only be celebrating this particular holiday if you are in Australia or an Australian living abroad. So for those of you Down Under, enjoy the heat, the beer and having the kids home from school! I'll sit here freezing my ass off before I sleep 7 hours (yes, it's still night-time here) then spend my Wednesday morning at work, again freezing my ass off.

Anybody want to hire me as their personal secretary and ship me to Australia? I need to thaw out.