Wedding Farce

This isn't going to be a wedding. It's a money making gimmick and publicity stunt.

Jordan has stopped any of fiance Peter Andre's old flames from coming along to their forthcoming wedding.

"I've banned a couple of people - girls who Pete has been with," she said.

"I said: 'There's no way they're coming'. I mean, I'm not inviting anyone I've been with," the Daily Mirror reports her as saying.

That means Dwight Yorke, the father of Jordan's eldest son Harvey, won't be making it along to the bash.

Jordan and former pop star Peter, who met on the TV show I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! early last year, will get married at Highclere Castle in Newbury, Berkshire on September 10th.

Bridesmaids will include Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding, ex-pop singer Kerry Katona and singer Charlotte Church, who is due to sing at the event.

Jordan has invited a raft of celebrities to the event, including Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin, model Rachel Hunter and illusionist Uri Geller.

The couple have signed deals with OK! Magazine and ITV which is expected to net the couple £2m.

The OK! deal depends on there being no pictures published before the magazine hits the shelves - which means all guests will be frisked before attending the event, and any cameras or camera-phones confiscated.

Jordan, 27, has said she wants to get in the record books by having the longest train on her dress - the current record is 2,545ft, held by a Dutch bride.

The wedding cake will be a replica of Jordan's 35FF breasts- and cake makers Choccywoccydoodah have been working on a secret recipe to make sure the cake doesn't sag in the middle...

Source: Sky Showbiz