Stupid Quotes from Meaningless Celebs

Paris Hilton
"I am the closest thing to American royalty."


Jennifer Ellison
"If my boyfriend sold a story on me, I'd cut his bloody willy off and stick it in the juicer. And I'd get away with it - the courts forgive that sort of thing."


Rebecca Loos
"I can't really think of any benefits about having a small penis."


Jennifer Lopez
"Being famous, you sacrifice weekends and pleasures - the things everyone else takes for granted."


Eva Longoria
"There is absolutely nothing I don't like about myself."


Peter Andre
"I've got a poem for Darren Day. It goes: Darren Day, go away, these girls can live a better way!"

Source: Sky Showbiz