S**t

Nothing surprises me anymore. The British Big Brother viewing public would rather have an age-ist peroxide blonde, who does nothing but whinge about losing her lippy or running out of foundation and who hasn't got a clue what a gynocologist, communism or capitalism are, in the House than a politician or a sporting legend.

At least George spoke proper English. Someone please send Chantelle to elocution lessons. She's a poster child for what's wrong in education today. Girls are more concerned with their looks than their minds.

And at least Dennis was a genuine celebrity. She may have moaned "Who the hell is Dennis Rodman?", but I'm willing to wager money that she's never played for a championship basketball team or won an Olympic gold medal.

I've also noticed that she's the only one who hasn't nominated a charity for the proceeds from voting to go to.

You got that, Essex "gel"?