I Have to Pick on the Celebs ...

I resisted yesterday, but I can't now. I hafta do it! Have a look at this story first:

Poor Dennis came in for a spot of early-morning ribbing this morning, before he'd even had chance to grab his brekkie, as perky Chantelle decided to exercise her wind-up muscle.

As the gargantuan basketballer pensively went about his morning business, Chantelle sat up in bed, subjecting him to relentless questioning.

"Why? Why? Why?" she asked in response to his involuntary mumbles. "Why Dennis? Why?"

"Do you wanna do this all day?" he asked.

"Why?" came the response.

After a couple of minutes of non-stop whys (but no hows or whats) Dennis became visibly rattled.

"Go take a shower," he demanded.

"Why?" said Chantelle.

"Enough of this sh*t," he replied.

"Why?" came the surprise reaction.

Whilst Dennis escaped into the bathroom for a wash, Chantelle's dulcet tones could still be heard - singing "Why, Why, Why, Delilah?" - from inside the bedroom. Finally the Essex girl gave up and went into the shower.

"Do you need any help?" asked helpful Hotrod.

"I reckon I'll be alright this time," answered Chantelle.

"Why," countered Dennis, looking pleased with himself.

"I can feel it in my bones," replied Chantelle.

"Why?" asked Dennis.

"Why?" repeated Chantelle.

"OK, I'm gonna shut up," said Dennis.

Altogether now. "Why?" asked Chantelle.

Now who'da thought that the mighty Dennis could be cracked so easily by our Essex Princess?

Damn, that girl's good.


From Channel4.com

"Damn, that girl's good"?????? That's the kid of game Ricky and Jack play, and they're both 8 years old (until Ricky turns 9 tomorrow). Chantelle is how old? 23? And they think she's clever for that? This is the girl who, when asked by Maggot "What is the capital of France?", replied, "Belgium? No, Brussels!"

Damn, that girl's either really dumb or deserving of a BAFTA!