The Maturity Factor
My two little guys rang me just after midnight to wish me a Happy New Year, and before we got off the phone, their dad got home from his night out in town. He had news for me ...
In November, I blogged about some prank calls we'd been having (to see original post, click here). My ex read that post, and tonight he found out who the guilty party was: Simon's ex. She came up to him in one of the pubs very pleased with herself for coming up with something so funny.
Of course, at the time, Simon blamed my ex, and I blamed his. I figured that since I'm getting along fine with mine, he wouldn't have any reason to pull a stunt like that, but Julie has been bitter. She's the one who was supposed to have run off with a married guy from the Netherlands, but turns out that he wouldn't leave his wife for her after all.
And here we are, married and together while she's living her sad and pathetic life. I rate her prank calls with those that my teenagers' friends pull. I give her a Maturity Factor of -7. I'm sure there are more immature things to do, but on the scale of -10 to +10, her's ranks down there with the more stupid things.
In November, I blogged about some prank calls we'd been having (to see original post, click here). My ex read that post, and tonight he found out who the guilty party was: Simon's ex. She came up to him in one of the pubs very pleased with herself for coming up with something so funny.
Of course, at the time, Simon blamed my ex, and I blamed his. I figured that since I'm getting along fine with mine, he wouldn't have any reason to pull a stunt like that, but Julie has been bitter. She's the one who was supposed to have run off with a married guy from the Netherlands, but turns out that he wouldn't leave his wife for her after all.
And here we are, married and together while she's living her sad and pathetic life. I rate her prank calls with those that my teenagers' friends pull. I give her a Maturity Factor of -7. I'm sure there are more immature things to do, but on the scale of -10 to +10, her's ranks down there with the more stupid things.
posted by Melinda at 1/01/2006 12:53:00 am
8 Comments:
I think your rating was too generous, considering that it was an adult, not a teenager, who pulled that stunt.
True, but that's why, had it been one of the teenagers, they would have merited a -4 instead of -7! ;-)
I see that you're online, you fiend! :P
LOL Sort of. I've got the laptop in front of me, but I've recently become addicted to playing Sudoku on the PSP, which Simon bought for himself for Christmas. I've nicked it from him!
So, you're not only a fiend, you're also a thief! LOL :P
At least I'm not boring! It's more fun being evil! LMAO
Wicked woman! :P LOL
I try! :-)
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