If My Family Were South Park Characters

Aren't we a motley crew?


Simon, complete with unshaven face, cigarette and last night's beer


Malorie, though I resisted putting a princess crown on her head


Football mad Braden


Daniel minus his mobile phone, which is a rare sight!


Ricky with his usual messy face and lack of hair


Jack the muck magnet, who always has a bruise or a plaster somewhere on him!

And finally ...


Me! I was supposed to be drinking nice cocktails (or at least lager) tonight, but that's been pushed back to next week, so I have to pretend I have one in my hand!

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