The Boyfriend

Oh god, Malorie has a real boyfriend! Not just one that she sees while she's at school and then talks constantly about when she gets home, but one who spends the afternoon with her, then calls to talk when they get home.

And get this: the boyfriend wants to meet me.

Boy, is he in trouble! I've told Malorie to be worried. I have embarrassing baby photos to show, just like my father did to me when I started dating!