Idiot of the Week -- Jordan

The "Big Boobed One" (not my words -- see Sky News to give someone credit for that quote!) has decided she wants to represent Britain in the Eurovision song contest. Oh please no ... She makes a living from showing off her breast implants and getting a rise out of Peter Andre's trousers!

She has had a media slagging match going on for years with Victoria Beckham. She and Andre (who can't decide if he's Greek or Australian and I don't think either country wants to claim him) have already followed the Beckhams in marketing themselves as a brand. She announced she wants her wedding to Andre to either rival or surpass the circus of the Beckham royal marriage. Now she wants to compete with Posh in the music business! That's not saying much. Since leaving the Spice Girls Vicki B hasn't exactly rocked the world.

Please, people of Britain! Show some common sense! You didn't vote Jordan Queen of the Jungle, so please, I beg of you! Don't let this chav represent this wonderful nation!

And it is because Jordan aspires to be Posh that I just had to go and make them Co-Idiots of the Week!